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Random uspol thought, Santa Claus


I just realized that Santa Claus is basically the ideal American political candidate:

- Elderly white man
- Charismatic celebrity
- Maintains a comprehensive surveillance network and database of moral deviants
- Is the leader of a highly effective private organization with no government support
- Exploits and subjugates a racialized minority
- Vaguely religious
- Position in society unaffected by logic or evidence
- Promises gifts only to the "nice people"


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