A woman stands outside in the chill night air, her back to a massive telescope observatory.
"We really appreciate you calling in the report," the crab-like alien spoke in front of her in perfect English, "It's been a while since we've done a patrol this far out. We didn't even realize there was civilization here."
The woman only stood there, mouth agape.
"I'll get an aid ship out here ASAP," the crab said, "I know how rough it is to be suddenly liberated like this."