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I was with my family last night and we were talking about what sort of trips we might want to do together in the future. At one point I asked my niece where she would want to go and she said Monaco. So...
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So prodded her a little more and was like, "Okay, so what do you want to *do* there? Why Monaco over somewhere else?"Apparently between all of our brainstorming about possible vacations and me asking...
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My suspicion is that — being a 13 year old girl — her real reason is along the lines of "rich and famous people go to Monaco, and so going there would make me feel special and probably also make my...
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Like, girl if you want to make your friends jealous and dominate your little social clique, let's not fuck around and actually make a plan that's more practical than "what if I were rich and famous."...
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I realized that the main reason the #TotalSolarEclipse is stressing me out is just impatience. As in, I want to do it *right now*, but if my goal is actually to *see* the eclipse it only benefits me to...
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I will officially not believe anything that is published to the internet over the next 24 hours
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If someone asks you what your birthday is, they will generally believe whatever you tell them, regardless of the day they ask you...... unless you were born today.
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I'm becoming an eclipse chaser because it's something I can look forward to that my pessimistic brain can't convince me will just get degraded and ruined by the corrupting influence of facism or...
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The weather models are starting to settle down now. Seems like TX, AR, and OH are probably gonna get shafted. Still a lot of uncertainty though.Feeling more excited that I might actually get to see...
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So I just found out that the NWS already has a severe weather risk area in northeast Texas for the 8th. For anyone that's not a severe weather nerd, the NWS issuing a risk area like this *6 days out*...
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I feel like I just accidentally invented the perfect #solar#astrophotography gadget for doing daytime polar alignment.I mean, I guarantee someone has done something like this. I just figured I would...
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"Oh, wait.... no way... this phone clamp has a threaded hole in it?!?!? OMG THIS IS PERFECT" — me, five minutes ago
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Now that I've committed myself to heading to southern IL/IN for the #TotalSolarEclipse, I've stopped being anxious about my travel plans and instead started being anxious about transphobia.
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Solar eclipses are apparently caused by gay and trans people.I can't to find out what kind of blasphemy we'll be getting up to in 2045 and beyond
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Apparently we're going to be around causing mischief for at least the next several million years, which sounds pretty awesome, actually.
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Ended up at Goose Pond Wildlife Area, IN for the #TotalSolarEclipse, which was a chill location with not too many people.Had a lot of technical glitches, especially during totality. My attempt to get a...
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