uspol shitpost, cosmic horror /4
And maybe you're asking yourself why a sequence of eldritch glyphs would turn people into a Senator from New York?
You're missing the obvious: the real Chuck Schumer died in 1972, his mind erased. Now his body is just a vessel for something else... something that came *from* the tablet. No one knows what it wants or why, only that it seeks to replicate and consume our flesh.