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uspol shitpost, cosmic horror /3When Chuck Schumer says that his letter is "strongly worded", he means he has included a number of these eldritch glyphs hidden within it. Anyone who reads the letter...

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uspol shitpost, cosmic horror /4And maybe you're asking yourself why a sequence of eldritch glyphs would turn people into a Senator from New York?You're missing the obvious: the real Chuck Schumer died...

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I was trying to decide what color to paint my nails and I picked out a few that I liked. There seems to be a theme lol

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Also, turns out that UV builder gel is like a bajillion times easier than acrylic nails AND it doesn't stink up my apartment with gross chemical fumes! I might actually start doing my nails more often...

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Who wants to start a trans-owned cosmetology collective? I'll do nails

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Who am I kidding? My ADHD and innate curiosity means I'd probably eventually end up teaching myself how to do all the things.

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There are two types of ASMR videos:1) ASMR2) ASMR {boobs}

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I've been in a very existential mood since Friday. Being alive while also being aware of your own inevitable death is quite a mindfuck

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A single lifetime is simultaneously too much to cope with and not enough to satisfy. I am overwhelmed at the prospect of doing everything I'd like to, and terrified of the certainty that I won't be...

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We are creatures that constantly yearn for more. The only way to die without feeling unsatisfied is to live every moment without desire. But how does one navigate the practical necessities of life...

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(And yes, I see the irony in the last sentence. That's the point)

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A young human is a humlet

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I just had an epiphany about the current political climate that I'm not going to bother mentioning because being aware of it would probably terrify people more than it would help.Just pretend I just...

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me, every time I open Okcupid: I'm going to be alone forever

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Just to be clear, it's not something that's any more horrendous than what's already going on. It's not particularly enlightening. It's more just that it's even less actionable. It would be me just...

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I don't know why they bothered making another Grand Theft Auto game when America is already a parody of itself

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I like how I spent like half an hour fixing the zipper on my pillowcase and it feels like one of the most meaningfully productive things I've done this week

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Sometimes I feel like I was more alive in college than I am now

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I don't know if that says more about youth or about how corrosive "adult" life is

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What I miss is the feeling of personal growth. College challenged me in many ways, and I became a different person from it — a better person. That attitude was in the air there. Now, no one cares;...

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